Like nicknames, only a whole bunch cooler.   The following is a guest article from Jommy J, the fashion editor at the Monthly Joon Gang.

If you’re like me, then you want people to think you’re rich.  Being rich brings with it many great benefits.  If you want people to think you’re rich the first step, and the most important one is to give yourself a sweet nickname.  The following list should serve as as a useful starting point.  Try combining two, or three. If you’re serious about being thought of as rich, always refer to yourself in the fourth person.  Not sure of what that means?  Perhaps Wikipedia can shed some light:

The term fourth person is also sometimes used for the category of indefinite or generic referents, that work like one in English phrases such as “one should be prepared” or people in people say that…, when the grammar treats them differently from ordinary third-person forms. For example, the so-called “passive tense” in Finnish and related languages is actually not a tense, and has the same meaning as a phrase with subjects “one” or “people” in English.

Remember, practice makes perfect, or rather one who practices makes perfect.

Without further adieu, the best Richnames:

1.Cha McChing
2.Bucksy McHasalot
3.Moola McMany
4.Dimesy McWholebunch
5.Dolla McPlentiful
6.Coinsy McToomany
7.Billy McTwofister
8.Sheckle McHeavypockets
9.Tipsy McToomuch
10.Car McToonice
11.Vagina McGetsalot
12.Boobsy McSeesalot
13.Financialy McStable
14.Fatsy McWallet
15.Mr. Chequesy McNeverbounce
16.Sir Nocreditlimit Johnson
17.Ezra Golstein
18.Platinum Goldcard the Third
19.Stacksy McBills
20.Pooly McHasone
21.Sir Gasprices McNeverworries
22.Mr. Eatsalotoribs

There you go.  The top 22 richnames in the biz.  Not sure which one to pick?  Try on a few and observe your friend’s reactions.  Keep a detailed log.