Well, well, well. So you’ve been taking my gambling advice seriously and it looks as if you’re rich now.  Well believe you me, I wouldn’t be living in my “mansion” had it not been for the very same tips I’m sharing with you today.  But as the good lord says, pay it forward so that’s what I’m doing.  But the good lord also reminds us that we should be responsible with our advice.  So here we go, the TOP 10 tips to those who just struck it rich by gambling:

1.) Check your driveway, do you have a car does it attract women?  Try parking it in a place frequented by attractive woman and watch and observe women’s reactions to your car.  Keep a detailed log and share with  your friends.

2.) Rig your faucets to pour expensive liquids, like champagne, wine and oil.

3.) Whenever at a restaurant, order two meals and then spit in one while staring aggressively at your dining company.  In the animal kingdom this displays assuredness.

4.) Look into buying a slave. Despite what the law says, remember, be persistent. You can always get a real young one because they do grow.  Try adoption agencies.

5.) Travel and experience the world.  Just remember to get immunized as this is proactive.

6.) See how many woman you can impregnate. Make it a game with your friends. Try assigning points. like 1 for a boy etc.

7.) Start a blog and give tips.

8.) Eat expensive fruits like mangos and dragon fruit.  Fuck apples and bananas – you’re rich.

9.) Act as if you’re morally superior and a better human being than others.  Crush anyone that opposes you.

10.) Two words – gold hat.

There you go.  Follow this advice and make it big in this world.  It just takes time is all, but following these tips is the best advice I could possibly give.