TOP 10 PIECES OF CLOTHING TO WEAR WHEN GAMBLING
1. Sunglasses - Protects you from the sun’s UV rays.
2. hair gel – can be used to look different. try a new hairstyle and observe the reactions of your friends. keep a detailed log
3. Shirt – used primarily to cover the upper torso. but can also be used to stop bleeding if ripped into small pieces and inserted into the cut. Two varieties exist – button and no button. Try both, but never at the same time.
4. Socks – Some shoes can cause blisters without socks, yet it doesn’t work the other way. Explain that one.
5. Hat – many varieties exist. Check with your town hatter and request a catalogue, if he refuses at first, be persistent as it can pay off.
6. Glove – Not to be confused with gloves. A glove is a sheath designed for the hand that can be made of a variety of materials and a variety of purposes. Be sure you’re familiar with them as glove salesmen are proud people.
7. Pants – See #3.
8. X-Ray Glasses – Just be that the ensuing erection doesn’t distract you from gambling, wink wink.
9. Shoes – Try getting served without these and #3. Nearly impossible.
10. Coat – can be used in the cold to prevent becoming cold and decrease your vulnerability to getting a cold.
#9 is right on and likely a violation of human rights in my opinion. Ever since I struck it rich using your tips I have been living the good life down in Orange County (The OC! Yeah, yeah…). But seriously man, you think I be wearin a shirt and shoes while I am enjoying the very best surfing this fine ocean has to offer? Yeah right! And I ain’t about to suit up just to get some eats! You don’t see my bod under a shirt! Somebody needs to take those bastards to court because this is like racism against rich and beautiful people.
Oh yeah, hotties galore down here, man! Damn! I’ll send some pics for the RCS All-Star Hotties. Stay tuned and keep it cool.