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So without further adieu, here’s the latest 25 tops gambling tips to give you the one up when it comes to betting the odds in your favour.

1. when playing roulette, make sure it’s normal roulette and not any of those weird variations
2. taking out a loan and gambling with that money is a great way to ensure you’re not risking anything
3. lucking pieces of clothing can be a great way to make people think you’re lucky, but you have to tell them first
4. a lucky mantra is best if continually muttered under your breath – if you don’t have one, simply narrate everything you are doing and feeling.
5. despite what the signs say, removing your pants can be a great way to let the little guy get some air (it’s stuffy in there!)
6. lucky numbers are “9, 17 and 84″
7. unlucky numbers are “26 and 46″
8. lucky numbers are only lucky if you really believe they are (and they know, trust us)
9. for a little comical relief try ordering drinks, and when they come pretend you didn’t order them, then make a big scene
10. if you have a lucky machine, never give it up, literally.
11. for a friendly conversation starter at a blackjack table, share your theory about how messages are hidden in certain cards and have people guess what they are telling you (instead of replying only smile and shake your head even if they guess it).
12. make up a theory about how certain cards have hidden messages.
13. use your theory to justify anything you do from then on (ANYTHING)
14. a great way to make people feel uncomfortable is to rub up against their back with an erection without their permission (another route is to simply ask).
15. recreate the disgust people feel about finding bandaids in a public pool by sneaking one into someone’s unattended drink (observe and share your findings with your peers)
16. a neat trick to find the most financially strapped person in a room is to offer 20 dollars to anyone willing to let you watch them use the washroom – reassure them after it wasn’t sexual (etiquette goes a long way)
17. many times people lose money, try to find it
18. be a gracious loser, but always make sure everyone at the table knows exactly what you think of them before leaving.
19. for companionship, try sneaking in an animal – extra points if it’s hoofed.
20. people like compliments, try rehearsing some at home
21. if you find any coinage that appears to have been misplaced, it’s your legal responsibility to find it’s rightful owner in 20 minutes.
22. try to learn to count cards, if the dealer is going to fast simply ask them to slow down.  you can also hush the casino, but only 3 times per night.
23. in between rounds of a poker game, recount as many new blockbuster movie plots as you can.
24. in the event the pit boss singles you out, single him right back.
25. in the event of a big win, let people know how you “knew it” because you were “due.”